Loser: Story about myself and how everything can go wrong

People complain how horrible their lives are....there is this lil trick they can do..jus detach themselves from their lives and take a look at it from a distance....seeing ur life objectively gives u one of the best enjoyments ever....the vouyeristic pleasure where nothing is hidden from u gives a kick and the fact that all of ur miserys and failures can be seen in a very very funny way is amazing.....



Some of us (I know the rest are all happy with gfs who worship u) have the bad luck of lacking the ability of proving ourselves worthy for a second date....asking the more successful ones it seems that the trick is to look old , rich and boring.....i cant do neither of that....so here is one of recent incidents for me



THE FINANCIAL PLANNER



Recently one of old friend happened to give me a VIP pass to a reality show set...exciting cos I never get a vip pass and this was the contender with the boxing and stuff. Anywaythe quality of girls over there was amazing in the vip zone with all the MTV vjs and all around and once I thought I was in heaven my mistake.

Two morning before goin there I had convinced myself in the morning that I wouldnt even attempt to hit on anyone and I was at peace.

So this friend of mine whom I have gone with(female with whom I had a history before but i didnt feel anythign for her) had some of her old school friends there too. Now one of them was cute as hell but as I had resolved not to even try I jus didnt do anything for a while. When my friend left to go to the rest room...this girl edges closer and starts up a conversation with me. I was carrying my nikon d80 with me and somehow the camera and phd combo seems to work well.

So she gives me her card "Ruth ........... Financial Advisor". I reply " Im the worst person to be friends with cos I have no money for u to advise me on".

So the night ends and we all go for dinner together and there is this other girl also there who keeps on talking with me ,...takes my number and never called me yet.

So a week goes by and I sms ruth with a gay joke about myself....well some guy was hitting on me during the show...... and she replys back and there are some sms exchanges and next week she agrees to meet me. But but this seems all nice.....



Day before i meet her...she is like "would i bring all the plans I have to show u and all" and Im not really interested in anything except her so I say no and she is like "its never too late to start". Now i start totally losing interest......but anyway I go for a movie and all and it seems ohhkkk.



She messages me again for meeting me...I am like wow..."Am i that good" then she messages me like "Financial Planning tonite??"

After that I never even reply to her sms or pick up her call.....I wish financial planning was a code word for something else but it sux when things are so literal........

Lesson Learnt: never show interest in any financial planner,insurance agents inspite of how nice or cute they are